IT'S RED & SPARKLY

True it's red n sparkly, has glass............... it's a brand new KITCHEN AID for meeeeeee. I think I will name her CANDY, you know because of her color, candy apple red. I am high on a cloud the past few days. When I turn it on it speak to me, it says, "Bake something my darling". yippee. I think I will too, after all we must bond even though she, my "CANDY". She loves me as much as I love her. I know it all seems sick, but the truth is I love to cook and that's that. Some might not understand but when I sit down to eat dinner, you know the one that would cost fifty dollars a plate in fine restaurant?, I will be thanking "Candy" for all of her hard work. And just to really stir up things a bit i just might sit Candy at the other end of the table and just have dinner for two, I will eat her share, really, no joke. They will all say i am crazy but the simple truth is I am, after all I am from the South. We carry lots of nuts. So here it is.................are you ready?




Who Am I
Why I am

"The Cake Craftier"